pink
yohey dorkensnofffffz! :Dwelcome to my little
i like being lame and calling you a yellow banana.
IN YOUR FACE, YOU YELLOW BANANA! :D
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Friday, December 25, 2009 // 12:56 PM heyyyaaaa! :D MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPALS! XD i'm in malaysia now~ in th secret recipe restaurant (: haha yesterday reached around... 6. play goldfish like mad. watched twilight ^^ hahaha? i wanna write a letter to santa! xD dear santa, no, i'm not writing to you to ask for presents. okay maybe i am, you can feel free to give me some ponies, or a nintendo ds. whatever it is, make it snappy. :D anyway. i wanna ask you a gazillion questions about you that i couldn't find on wikipedia. firstly, have you ever been on a diet? i mean SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT YOU! okay maybe you don't have mirrors at home -.- but you can at least cut down on your foodies. :D your fats are reallyyyyyy troublesome. like whad happens if you go down chimneys, and you get stuck? (k i'm SUPERRR sure that has happened to you before.) that would be like really embarrassing, and you'll have to call 911 or something. and i'm really sure the people who help you out will demand for your presents. that'll be a big loss. O_O and how do you go down HDB flats!? i've been thinking about it all night yesterday. do you like go through the rubbish chutes? if yes, NO WONDER I NEVER GET MY PRESENTS! my rubbish chute is like tiny and you're like.. untiny. -.- oh please, don't ask you cute little elves to send them up, it would be a torture for them. that would make you a BAD person, santa! -.- and why are you.. OLD? (like super no offence) but is it necessary to be old? like... how old are you? when do you die? are you immortal? O_O if you are i don't think i want my ponies anymore. you're FREAKY. old. and do you shave? whads with th enormous beard of yours? you know i've googled you, and i've looked at all your pictures, you look kinda HIDEOUS. FREAKY. i wonder why people keep asking for presents from you. they must be SUPER freaked out. you know, the trend these days are beard-less faces. -.- and what's your shoe size? cuz i recently got this enormous pair of nike shoes and i'm wondering if you can wear it. if you can, i wouldn't mind sending it to you in exchange for cash. you can bargain! :D kay i think i should stop typing now. i'll be looking forward to my ponies, santa! :D love, me and my sister, wigglebutt. (: LOL i just did this out of boredom. my sister gave me tha ideas. cyaaaa soon! :D have an awesome christmas people! ^^ |
pink
yohey dorkensnofffffz! :Dwelcome to my little i like being lame and calling you a yellow banana. IN YOUR FACE, YOU YELLOW BANANA! :D |