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yohey dorkensnofffffz! :Dwelcome to my little
i like being lame and calling you a yellow banana.
IN YOUR FACE, YOU YELLOW BANANA! :D
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Friday, May 8, 2009 // 7:56 PM  helloooooo everybodeh! :D spongebob is awesome. lol anyway today was okay... got my chinese mcq results and i did badly... T__T and congratulations to eli! :D (regarding your chinese paper) well mrs som wanted some of us to do some idiom stuff so me, eli, xinying santhiya and qianing wan stay back but library closed.. so etc lor stay in canteen then jamie jiaqi eli thy all talk talk talk i walk walk around... go bak lor then cheryl came ayah don wan say liao lah hand tired hi again. thinking about something to say now.. well then, cyah lor.. buhbye! oh yeah yeah hey to eli and SOME PEOPLE who are NOT INVITED: :D eli, if i dont respond to u or whatever, slap me. thanks! sorry for not responding or whatever, so now i trying to talk to u but u dont seem to be in a good mood. i "tried" to partner you today okay? hahaha sounds weird ok now i'm laffing becuz i suddenly think of tat hokailun: "spare the rod spoil the child" "SPOIL YOUR SHIT LAH" hahahaha nice one.... (no offence) and to ANOTHER PERSON WHO I HATE ALOTTTTTT (ok not rly) you say i never listen to you?! madman. lol and i found this joke on the internet... Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.He gave his wife a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.“Who the hell are you?” Demanded Jason, “and what are you doing in my bedroom?”.The mysterious Man answered “This isn’t your bedroom and I’m St. Peter”.Jason was stunned “You mean I’m dead!!! That can’t be, I have so much to live for, I haven’t said goodbye to my family…. you’ve got to send me back straight away”.St Peter replied “Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen.” Jason was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.“This ain’t so bad” he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.The farmyard rooster strolled over and said “So you’re the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?”“It’s not so bad” replies Jason, “but I have this strange feeling inside like I’m about to explode”.“You’re ovulating” explained the rooster, “don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before”.“Never” replies Jason.“Well just relax and let it happen”.And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had ever happened to him… ever!!!The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous SMACK on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting “Jason, wake up you drunken bastard, you’re shitting the bed!” |
welcome to my little i like being lame and calling you a yellow banana. IN YOUR FACE, YOU YELLOW BANANA! :D |