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yohey dorkensnofffffz! :Dwelcome to my little
i like being lame and calling you a yellow banana.
IN YOUR FACE, YOU YELLOW BANANA! :D
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funneh quotes
Sunday, March 8, 2009 // 1:50 PM Hey peeps! or ello evelybodee~ (again and again) ;D my sister found some really funny quotes. i picked out some... ok not exactly some, but alot. ;D enjoy! Doors are for people with no imagination Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem? Welcome to loser village. Population: You. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Friends are like bras. Close to the heart and always there for support. (i'll delte this when i start inviting boys to this blog) It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth. I met some crazy people. They made me their leader! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Last night i looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason i love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine... I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell. I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that. "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? "I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous "You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." ~ Anonymous Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter. "They say practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so why practice?" I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse Well, paint me purple and call me Barney. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez! "People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual." "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing." They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"SANCTUARY BACKWARDS (Riku's Story) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday. hahah some are damn funny.. cyarr. xd |
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yohey dorkensnofffffz! :Dwelcome to my little i like being lame and calling you a yellow banana. IN YOUR FACE, YOU YELLOW BANANA! :D |